Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The struggles of a small town man whore
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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