id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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