I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like a drive thru vagina
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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