Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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