you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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