oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
did i just pee glitter
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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