Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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