Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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