Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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