I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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