i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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