that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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