I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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