She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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