doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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