How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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