I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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