I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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