Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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