I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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