do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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