Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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