just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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