You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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