he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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