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you win
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
