I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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