Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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