i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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