I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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