I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
vagina is talking i cant
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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