The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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