As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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