Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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