so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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