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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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