I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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