Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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