Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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