Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
