Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
This house was built for laser tag.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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