you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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