if i died would you start the facebook group?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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