So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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