What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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