He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I know her cup size but not her name....
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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