So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she pinky promised me she was 18
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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