just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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