I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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