But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Barsexuality is the new black.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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