Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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