Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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