yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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